Monday, March 12, 2012

Too old for "Go, Grill Team"?


At the staff meeting this past friday I found out my designated position was to be on the Grill Team. it is a position that although I have never been a cook I did well enough after a days training to be assigned to. It is a frenetic paced position, working with experienced staff (Russian Andrew, Peruvian Adrian, and Caleb), some who have been there as long as 6 years. However, I wonder if although I can do it, can I keep it? Specifically, I'm exhausted after 6hrs, and some days I'm scheduled for 8hrs. I'm working part time, but my schedule is going to to be three days in a row, 4 off.

McDonalds offers one break during a shift, when I start at 7AM I get a 30 min. break at 9:30AM and thats it until I leave. No 10 or fifteen break every 2 1/2 hours to sit and have a Clif bar and recover. I have had to approach my managers and ask for a break at 2PM, they said ok, during which I'm required to clock out. I'm wondering if because I have the same build as the younger staff its assumed I can maintain the same pace. At 50+ I am very aware that I do not have the stamina I had 30 years ago. This past weekend after 3 days working in a row I exhibited mild flu-like symptoms, cough, sore throat, upset stomach and body ache. I called in sick on Sunday, feeling miserable and having no energy. Had it been a funeral home job I would have gone in, knowing that I could sit down and rest as needed. I'm back at work this Friday for three days in a row, will see how I do.

I got a new tattoo, (still working on sleeving my left arm) do those colors look familiar?,lol.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

longest day yet


Worked from 7:15 AM to 4:30PM...oy, are my feet tired.

Was trained about McWaste today. That is the food products that are thrown away for various reasons. I had been directed to throw overcooked, old, dropped, broken, etc. food into a specific tub. I wondered what the follow up on that waste was and today I found out. Training consisted of a manager (who was not wearing gloves)and I (who was wearing gloves) inventorying and listing the contents of the container. I'm sure you can guess what my part consisted of (remember, I was wearing gloves). Yes, I would take out similiar looking food items, determine what they were and how many of them there were, and the manager, (very pregnant Krista) would list them on a piece of paper. Ugh. That really says it all.

I attended my first employee meeting today. The two managers, Candace the store manager and her assistant Justin did a good job holding the meeting, keeping control and not letting it turn into a bitch session. I spoke up once, when Candace was complaining about someone draining the nitrous off the whip cream canisters. I knew from my F&B Manager experience in the Nat'l Parks that the culprit typically is the most recent hire. I knew it wasn't me, (yes really, that stuff gives me a headache, lol) so it was probably Mike, the "I keyed my managers car when he fired me from Arbys" guy I met at orientation. When I commented it was probably the new guy I got punched on the shoulder, laughs, and a knowing nod from a shift manager. Mystery solved


Many of the staff attending were in their civilian clothes, as the mandatory meeting was held 15 minutes prior to the designated hour on the day of paycheck distribution. The fashion choices were revealing, specifically the international staff were dressed the hippest, tan, with a "I live at the beach" look. The Americans had poor fashion sense, ill fitting clothes on pale overweight bodies, and mixed their work clothes (nasty shoes) with their off work clothes. To me the immigrant staff treat McDonalds as a hip place to work, and the Americans should take a lesson from them, if only to raise their self-esteem.

I ride a motherf*cking bike too!


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I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air

Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass

I’m on a motherfucking bike

Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender

Runnin red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike

Skinny-ass pants, the ‘stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah bitch, it’s a motherfuckin fixie

Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
credits

Monday, March 5, 2012

Mr. Scott


That's me. I started hearing that 10 years ago when working at a funeral home in New Mexico. It is said with respect, I'm treated well, but when my co-workers first start addressing me that way I wasn't sure how I felt about it. It made me feel old, and clearly marked me as from a different generation than the majority. Now I feel I understand it, there is such a age difference between myself and my associates they feel comfortable adding the "Mr." as opposed to the familiar "Scott". So, I now answer to "Mr. Scott". I better get used to it.

Speaking of hearing, I'm havin' a helluva time hearing clearly while working in the kitchen. Some timers I don' t hear at all, and others I cannot determine which oven/machine is emitting it. This has created some problems, once Russian Andrew walks up to me and says, "Do you hear something?" "No" I replied, "thats the problem!" another time I asked the manager Candace how to tell which fryer was beeping, she says, "Just turn off the one you hear", and I had to explain that I could not distinguish which of the four timers was going off. Oy vey.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

StationM

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Pick me!

Due to rainy weather and tornadoes, lunch was slow. 30 minutes after I got back from break I heard Christa the pregnant shift manager ask if anyone else? wanted to go home. "I do!" I informed her, at which she gave me a blank look, (I realized then she had been joking). "Let me check my labor" she said. "Don't tease me" I called out as she went to the office. A few minutes later she came back and said if I wanted to go I could. Zoom, out the door I went before the drive-thru filled up.

Today I gave the morning shift alpha male from Russia (Andrew) a lesson in management technique. I was the muffin man again, not quite keeping up, he says sternly in his heavy accent "Too slow". I respond you'll want to do that constructively, for example, "Scott, you're doing a great job, but you'll need to get quicker" his look of surprise and the laughter of of another 50+ coworker made my challenge of his dominance very enjoyable. Its fun to be 50+.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Now I am the Muffin Man, (and the fry guy)




Muffins, mcgriddles, hotcakes (precooked), bagels and then it was lunch time, where I watched a 13 minute video on Don't Break the Fries! then I ran the fryer. so much was automated! place frozen fries in hopper, (gently, Don't Break the Fries!) place fry basket on rails, it slides underneath hopper, drops to second rack when filled , keep em' coming drop basket in fryer, push timer, shake basket when you hear first beep (Don't Break the Fries!), pull basket out at second beep, drop into staging area, (Don't Break the Fries!) invert salt shaker, (Don't Shake, Let Pour), then bag or box. over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......then the lunch rush stopped at 1:00PM and I went home.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Blue gloves!

My first real day of training was spent trying to understand accents. Andrew, Ukranian?, Adrian, Peru, and Svetlana, another east European? There was also Caleb, a quiet american guy, unfortunatly afflicted with severe acne,. I also met 66 yr. old Don, maintenance manager of four McDonalds who after 12 yrs. of working for McDonalds was 28 days from retiring. I spent the morning learning to cook eggs, round, (eight at a time), (blue gloves!) scrambled, and folded, (those come precooked) and understanding which trays they were held in (kept warm), and how to cook meats, sausage, (blue gloves!) and canadian bacon.

The next couple of hours were spent cooking lunch meats, 10-1's (regular burgers), (blue gloves!) 4-1's, (quarter 1bs), (blue gloves!) angus, (blue gloves!) steaks, (blue gloves!) crispy chicken, spicey chicken, chicken nuggets, select chicken, and fish. yeesh, when I was sent on break I didn't want to eat any of it, even with the employee discount of 50%. I had a cup of coffee (free). I sat with Max during my break, a young black guy who asked if I had worked construction before this job. When I asked him "did I look big enough to work construction?" he said no, but most older guys there had came from that field. When asked, Max told me that of the dozen or so people there, only three had been there when he started 8 mos. ago, and they were not shift managers then (they all are now). I guess I did all right, when a another new hire( it was Mike, the "I keyed the managers car when he fired me from Arby's" guy), that I had met during orientation came on about 3 hrs after me, my coworkers told me to train him!